Have you ever been stuck in traffic and seen a gorgeous woman moving and grooving to the music in her car and say to yourself, ‘I wonder what she’s listening to?’ Well now the mind will wander alot more! So there’s a new accessory for your iPod, iPhone and so on, called the OhMiBod. Yup, a vibrator that hooks up to your iPod and works you out to the music you play. This is not a joke people and batteries ARE included! Check the OhMiBod website and peep the vid below! This is gonna make me think twice when I see ladies listening to their iPods!

Click on the audio below to hear me talk about the OhMiBod on FLOW 93.5 FM!

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True story! This is definitely worthy of the Wack Files, but I was a little traumatized. Some of yall know that I’m trying to get in shape again, so yup, back to the gym for me! I’ve joined a gym that’s a little more, ummm, how do I say it…well, it’s a little more ‘high end’ than I’m used to.  All kinds of perks and junk with your membership-cool right?? Ya, until you go to use the hot tub and are a little unsure of the rules…listen to the podcast-cuz I want none of what’s in that pic!

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By now you might have heard that rapper/producer Kanye West was arrested after an incident with paparazzi at the Los Angeles International Airport. You know I had to weigh in and find out what’s up! If you haven’t seen the video, watch this first, then listen to the audio at the bottom!

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For those of you that have checked many of of wack files will find that this one is pretty dirrrrty! A new product is called the ‘Security Briefs’ which is men’s ( or women’s I guess!) underwear. The idea is you can put all your valuables in the ‘pouch’ which will keep it safe. If that’s not enough, check this out…it comes with a pre-made skidmark! That way if you leave them, say in your hotel room, no one will want to touch them! Ummm, ya…great idea fellas! You know I couldn’t tell you about this without showing a few pics!

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Sometimes when professionals screw up it’s hard for most to tell. In the case of Sue Simmons, not so much…there’s nothing subtle about this one! Not for the young ones or to be played loudly at work, unless your workplace is laid back like mine. Also, take notice of the heartfelt apology after the fact…ya soooo sorry, ha!

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So, every now and then I get really annoyed with the politics of the world, especially towards kids. Check this story out and feel free to leave your comments!

By TOM HALLMAN JR.
The Oregonian

BEAVERTON, Ore. Jaime Nared is nearly 6-1 and blessed with Michael Jordan-style skills. In games, the 12-year-old can more than hold her own against the boys, dropping three-pointers and sometimes scoring 30 points or more.

And there, according to her coach, lies the problem.

She’s so good, Michael Abraham said, she makes the boys look like scrubs. So she’s been told she can no longer play on boys teams at The Hoop, a private Beaverton basketball facility that runs a league in which Abraham’s teams compete.

The trouble started last month, when parents told The Hoop management they didn’t like Jaime playing with the boys.

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Ohhhhhh the drama of the NBA Playoffs! Here’s the background info you need to know in case you missed it!

-The Cleveland Cavaliers (Lebron’s team) finished 4th and the Washington Wizards (Deshawn Stevenson’s team) finished 5th in the Eastern Conference this season, earning them a first round match up against each other.

-Deshawn Stevenson calls Lebron James ‘overrated’ before Game 1 and thus the smack talk begins!

-Lebron replies and says, ‘it’s like Jay Z responding to Soulja Boy’

-Deshawn brings Soulja Boy to Game 3 to sit courtside to get on Lebron’s case.

-The series is now 3-2 in favor of the Cavaliers and Jay Z has responded to Deshawn with a diss track over the beat of Too Short’s ‘Blow The Whistle’

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Ahhh…another case of the Wack Files! So, what happens when you have a 40 yr old pervert living in a normal suburban community? Click to find out..caution not meant for children under 18 or sensitive folks! Read the rest of this entry »

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Yall need to check out this lady! She’s getting ready for Brazil’s Carnival…and getting more surgery!

Angela Bismarchi will lead her samba group in a contest at next month’s Rio Carnival and is having wires implanted to give her eyes a slant. She’s getting the procedure to celebrate 100 years of Japanese immigration to Brazil. It will be the 42nd time she has had plastic surgery and she is closing in on the world record of 47 held by American Cindy Jackson. The 36-year-old, whose passion for plastic surgery has made her a celebrity in Brazil, is married to a plastic surgeon. He has operated on her 10 times.

Umm, I wonder if she’s ever said hello to herself, thinking it was another woman! Here’s a link to see pics!

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So this one comes to us from Down Under. I’ve realized now it doesn’t matter where in the world we look, we will always find a dumb dumb!

In Australia, a young man is stable after undergoing surgery on his arm that was partially severed as he waved out a car window at two girls. He was a passenger in an SUV that drove past two girls washing their vehicle at a car wash. He put his arm out the window and waved at the girls as the SUV made a right hand turn at an intersection, and was struck by another vehicle.

Fellas, let this be a lesson! Be the gentleman your mama raised you to be and pull your vehicle over and speak to the young ladies politely. I wonder if this chick was worth an arm though! haha

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